Encyclopedia Shittanica
1: one who is full of both useful but mostly useless knowledge, often categorized by movie, tv show, sports team, hobby, channel, but rarely books.
me: “i don’t know where this date is going, but it has a seinfeld feel to it. i’d know how bad this could end if i could just remember the episode.”
waiter: “call wokerface. he’s an encyclopedia sh-ttanica. if he doesn’t know, your smartphone might.”
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