endage


:1: when a good outcome is expected of an action but the complete opposite randomly happens.

:2: played

:3: tricked
as jake was gonna ask jen out jen turned to kiss mike….that was pure endage.

biff:yo you -ss lookin fin babe.
shenny:what dude -kicks biff in n-ts-ck-
-biff stumbles to friend-
:voice in crowd:that was total endage dude
signifies the end of a d–shstaz track
“d–sh… endage” -fade out of music-

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