endwich
a sandwich made using only the two end peices of a loaf of bread. the lowliest type of sandwich known to man. most people just throw the ends out instead of consuming this horrible meal.
you: “mom can you get bread at the supermarket? i want a sandwich, but this endwich simply won’t do”
mom: “of course, i wouldn’t eat that either!”
sandwich made with 2 ‘heels’ or ends of a loaf of bread.
as in: “ma, why do i always get the endwich?”
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