enemy at the gate
when you have fecal matter position for launch out of your -n-s in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embar-ssing. therefor the t-rd becomes your enemy. another word for prairie d-gg-ng.
did you see brian’s face turn green at the christmas party before he excused himself? i think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.
3 more definitions
1. a 2001 war film directed by jean-jacques annaud, starring jude law, joseph fiennes and ed harris set during the battle of stalingrad in world war ii.
2. an alcoholic shot named for the film containing a mix of vodka, goldschläger, and kahlúa.
1. have you seen that movie enemy at the gates? those snipers were crazy.
2. who’s down for a round of enemy at the gates?
when you think you only feel like farting but when you actually fart you sh-t in your pants. the ‘gate’ here refers to anum, i.e. -sshole and the ‘enemy’ to liquidified sh-t.
john: now i’m gonna fart!
mike: don’t. there may be enemy at the gates waiting!
when a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have s-x. the act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.
what she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.
Read Also:
- ir_fegg
a p-n-s eating machine ir_pegg = an ir_fegg
- Jizz Expert
one who knows an alarming amount about the obtaining, handling and digesting of the male ejaculant. man justin, you gobbled up that stuff real good. you have become a real j-zz expert.
- jizzes on
when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology person 2: yea he j-zzes on that sh-t
- Patriotica
patriotica n. a portmanteu of patriot and erotica. the raging red white and blue b-n-r you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching f-22 talons fly over, seeing arlington national cemetary, shooting fireworks on independence day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. this b-n-r is bigger than any one […]
- Exia
this is the name of the first gundam seen( non-sd universe) with a physical sword, arguably one of the most bad-ss mobile suits ever created, it carried 7 swords 4 of which were geam sabers and 3 of which were physical, the arm mounted gn sword-rifle, like the name suggests could alternate between being a […]