English Breakfast
during morning s-x, john stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by p-ssing on her while whistling “g-d bless america”.
“now hold still, ann coulter, because i, john stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up sk-nkb–bs for a lovely english breakfast. gooood bless americaaaaaa!!!”
to wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
last sat-rday i gave my girlfriend and english breakfast. she isn’t my girlfriend anymore
during morning s-x, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by p-ssing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
she was hungry when we woke up, so i thought i’d kill two birds with one stone and give her an english breakfast.
“if you step out of line again, i will give you an english breakfastwith puréed crumpets!” james said to lindsey.
when one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them
jenny was surprised to find that rod had woken her up by serving her an english breakfast.
a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
an english breakfast is performed during s-x after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. while your partner is performing oral s-x or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
i must have eaten a bad doner kebab because i english breakfast’d sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
when a man defecates on his t-st-cl-s and then completes a routine teabag. while the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the english have such cr-ppy teeth.
i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice english breakfast
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