english english

when english people talk using mostly english slang.
near to imposible for people from other counties to understand.
sometimes it can be misunderstood by english people.
his faja:i coulda had it away with this f-cking julie my old china.
austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn’t you just have a jay arthur.
his faja: what? billy no mates?
austin:too right you.

roughly translated…
his faja:i could have been f-cking this s-xy lady my friend.
austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself?
his faja: what alone?
austin:yea.
the original language, that is to say the language spoken by the people of its country of origin. as opposed to american english (aka ‘anglo-american’) and worst of all microsoft english (though there are a few others which vary from the original to a lesser extent).
the most notable change in the american variant of english is that it has hundreds of changes to spelling, mostly to make it more phonetic, though there are a few words which have been added or their definition changed.
microsoft english is the language that microsoft word describes as ‘english (uk)’, and remains a mystery to us mortals. no-one knows what the f-ck it is, but it’s certainly not quite the same as anything else. i really want some of whatever the programmers were smoking when they made microsoft word’s spelling/grammar checker (emphasis on the grammar check).
person a – “wtf?! look at this grammar ‘correction’!”
person b – “whoa! what’s that all about? i wish ms would just use english english!”