English Ham
this is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. first you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumb-ss. you convince this dumb-ss that they cannot do a sit-up if you’re pulling them down with a blindfold. when they’re about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumb-ss with his shorts down. when the dumb-ss starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of -ss. try this one, it’s pretty d-mn funny.
bob: after we did the english ham on todd (or english-hammed him) he wouldn’t go over to our parties anymore.
steve: hahaha, yeah, well todd’s a dumb-ss.
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