Enigmatic Warrior


warriors known for their mastery of all weapons and all fighting forms have become known as ‘enigmatic warriors’. they are bad–sses who do whatever they please because they can. if an enigmatic warrior were to wear a bunny costume, that bunny costume would then become the coolest costume. ever. the name of enigmatic warriors tend to be matt and tom due to the awesomeness of matts and toms around the world.
guy 1: dude! did you see that movie when that one guy beats the -sses of like, 500 guys?
guy 2: yeah man, he fought like and enigmatic warrior.

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