Entangled Dick Hair
when a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. usually discovered when attempting to urinate. men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild p-b-s from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. the most common cause is when the p-n-s has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full m-ss. this is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, b-lls and derriere regularly.
guy1: ow! sh-t!
guy2: what’s the matter? pull a ball hair?
guy1: no, even worse. i pinched my d-ck skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my d-ck.
guy2: you’ve probably got entangled d-ck hair, i suggest you trim your p-b-s.
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