Enter The Dragon
when the male gently enters a finger into the woman’s v-g-n-, tricking her into thinking he is going to penetrate her v-g-n-lly. he then deceives her and shoves his p-n-s full force into her r-ct-m using no lube or the bare minimum amount needed to get it in. on entrance, you must let out a bruce lee monkey howl “ooooooooaaawwwwwwwwwww” accompanied by the signature face and then rip your p-n-s out of her r-ct-m, hopefully causing a pink sock. bruce lee donkey punch may be needed on exit to cause pink sock.
“man, last night chuck gave amanda an enter the dragon. i heard she sh-ts sideways now and permanently has one sock on at all times.”
to enter the dragon, this is when at a sleepover you constantly try to get into the bed of the person who is holding the seepover. also when you try to put the male reproductive organ into a dragon (a stuffed toy because real dragons dont exist silly)
dude, we were at this guys house,and we were about to enter the dragon but we thought it was a bit gay but we got bored so we entered the dragon anyway. he kicked us out though. but since we were all awake we took his sisters stuffed dragon and had some good times.
one of the greatest martial arts cl-ssics ever made. starring the late, great bruce lee, it features a nonsensical plot, ridiculous dialogue and great martial arts. it follows lee’s plan to infiltrate a tournament organised by a rogue shaolin monk and defeat him, along the way avenging his sister’s murder and releasing an imprisoned army of martial artists (go figure) also features a very cool afro sporting karate hero and a fairly cool white guy, in short, an undeniable cl-ssic.
some geek: do you want to go play some halo 2?
the snowman: h-ll no! i’m watching enter the dragon.
a term of of endearment. often used in conjunction with words such as:
wicked
wacked
sonic boom
bo sha
these terms are all interchangeable.
oi, theo! check dat out – it’s wicked wacked sonic boom! enter the dragon, dude.
an alternative way to phrase this could be:
check it, man. dat is proper bo freestyler m-ssive! sonic dragon – enter the boom!
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