Enzo


someone who flirts with girls a lot , but is also gay at the same time.
will you please stop being an enzo.
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strong leader. he gets all the p-ssy and everyone looks up to him because he’s so chill.
that enzo kid’s a strong leader! i wish we could get the p-ssy like him!
the cutest, sweetest, hottest guy you will ever meet. the best boyfriend a girl could ask for
kt: wow last night was the greatest
kayla: oh were you with enzo last night?
kt: yep. we had some goooood times
one of the fastest cars. made by ferrari. approx $700,000. top speed: 217 mph. not too many in the u.s. totally awesom car.
“holly sh-t that enzo is fast!”
a motherf-cking pimp with a limp and a fat d-ck from miami
d-mn that kids an enzo
a complete idiot from a small hick-town who thinks he is smarter than he really is and lies about everything just to get more attention drawn to himself.
“chris said he just signed with pixar and he is flying out next month to write some beats for lil’ wayne!!”

“you really believe that guy?? he is such an enzo”
it is derived from numerous threads started about various ferrari enzo crashes that occurred. for some reason us rl ot’ers were particularly drawn to news articles about celebrities crashing enzos so we posted a lot of them – and many were re-posts.

in general, “enzo” is meant to be a humorous way of saying “repost, you f’ing idiot” when someone starts a thread when there already is one on the subject. dr. jupeman, rennlist
this thread is an enzo.
enzo noob!
a graffiti artist who tags in mostly marker pen around london.
person1:hey look at that enzo tag.
person2:who is that?
person1:idont know.
person2:i dont think we will ever know.

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