Epagurate
it is a phrase used to explain when one hurts themselves in a minor accident. i.e. when you stub your toe. or when you hit your funny bone.
leah walks into a room and stubs her toe on the night stand.
something she would yell is:
“why do i always epagurate myself?!”
“i epagurated myself… again!”
“ow! epaguration much?”
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