Epic Banter Fail
a particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:
1. ‘epic banter’ has just failed.
2. ‘banter’ has just failed in an ‘epic’ way
3. a fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an ‘epic banter fail’ themselves.
nb: never say this.
john: “last night was epic!”
sophie: “yeah, so much banter!”
alison: “no, last night was a fail!”
fresher: (panics) epic banter fail! -cough-
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