Epic Bro


a t-tle -ssociated with or about a male in which he takes stereotypes -ssociated with his particular niche or cl-ssification above and beyond normal to an exemplary (epic) level.

also the .com website -ssociated with aforementioned activity.
hey, that bro f-cked ten girls last night. that doesnt matter though because that epic bro had those ten b-tches systematically take all of the bro’s credit cards and cash while he was f-cking. afterwards the epic bro also f-cked those same b-tches without a condom (because he is immune to everything) and had each of their mothers film it on high-def cameras. the next day they (the mothers) edited the shots for free which eventually made a best selling p-rno, and actually paid the epic bro for the privilege to be in his presence

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