Epic Dail
when your failure is so bad that spelling “epic fail” the right way does not properly convey the severity of said failure.
friend 1:so today, i asked out that new girl pat. we’re going to that fancy restaurant down the street tonight.
friend 2:dude… pat is a guy.
pat: -winks at friend 1-
friend 1:-shudders- help me!
friend 3: -is p-ssing by- epic dail!!!
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