epic diddle
to diddle another person’s {genetailia} in an epic manner- in a {surprising},{impressive} way- can be on any gender.
man i gave my friend an epic diddle when he was bent over…he didnt know wha hit him…lol
man i gave my {gf} an {epic} {diddle} last night…it was awesome
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