Epic Fail Ale
variant of fail ale; the uber fail ale.
also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).
russ: rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last epic fail ale court appearance? not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemate’s perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the aspca haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, floptimus prime.
row: no, russell! you said you’d never mention floptimus prime ever again! i loved him like a brother. -sobs-
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