epic failure

2007-2008 patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl…the only game that matters. choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. giants won 17-14 in super bowl xlii
person one:man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
person two: yeah they choked miserably and didn’t go undefeated
1.when someone completely fails at life.

2.completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.

any one of these will make you an epic failure.

1.accepting the existance of world or warcraft.

2.the thought of playing world of warcraft.

3.actualy playing world of warcraft.

4.failure to commit suicide.

5.failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: i actualy know someone that did #5
the point where you can’t do anything right. at this time your existence is pointless. you are a failure and will always be a failure.
if you score lower on a test than a cl-ss of r-t-rded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

also includes: falling off of your house, running into a wall, trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at president bush and missed and pet rock.
“you just misspelled your name… epic failure.”
1.no matter how hard you try, you always do it wrong. 2. you suck at everything you do
“hey can you hand me that gl-ss?”
“uhh,sure”
-gl-ss falls-
“epic failure.”
the 2007 new england patriots
owens: hey romo, who do we play next week?
romo: why, the epic failure, of course!
when one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. in essence making an -ss out of one’s self.
the recent change to the look and operational ease of the website facebook was an “epic failure” by the noob responsible.

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