epic mickey


an unpleasant s-x move in which the girl ends up making a painful squealing sound similar to mickey mouse’s cl-ssic “a ha” sound
i knew my girlfriend had been cheating on me, so last night i gave her the epic mickey and at that moment she knew that i knew

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