Epic Toilet Story
story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the sh-tter.
guy 1 “i had just been prescribed norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. having only taken azidothymidine prior, i made the mistake of taking norvir and then going to the video store. as i stood in line, i felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so i dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. at the bar, my -n-s gushed forth a river of noxious sh-t the likes of which i had never encountered before. smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of sh-t i never dreamed any colon could hold. after the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my -ss, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. i tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. after washing my hands, -ss, and the toilet seat, i left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. to this day, i feel badly that i didnt tip $10.”
guy 2 “thats one epic toilet story bro”
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