epidermis
the outer layer of your skin
bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing
phill:where?!?!
a word meaning “skin”
but many people take it the wrong way and look at their trousers….
“oh my god, your epidermis is showing, cover it up now”
(looks down at trousers)
“what???”
the outer layer of your skin. despite widespread belief, it is not part of a joke which would cause hilarity to thoroughly ensue.
yes, my epidermis is showing, i know what epidermis means. f-ck you.
to be a lame jew. one who thinks everything sounds like metallica.
what a epidermis. he thought weezer soundsed like metallica.
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