epiphellatio
when someone is astounded by an inconspicuously profound statement, fact, or idea. when you blow someone’s mind. see also: auto-epiph-llatio.
my friend had an epiph-llatio when i told him toothpaste can be used to remove stains from headlights, carpets, and leather.
my roommate wanted to know a way to easily make a grilled cheese sandwich. when i told him he could just turn the toaster sideways, he had an epiph-llatio.
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