eporleum
a sport. the rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. if your b-lls explode, you lose. but if the tree bark comes off you win.
the man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.
a sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male s-x, where he (e.g. the jack-ss) must reciprocate his b-lls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
if the man loses (as in, his b-lls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a s-x change.
once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.
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