Eproctophiliac
one who has s-xual attraction to farts, the act of farting and very commonly the smells resulting of which (the farting, the farter’s -ss, and so on). highly unaccepted and hard to live with. most people are closeted, which makes it even harder. can stereotypically be heteros-xual (guy liking girl’s farts). it’s also very common for male to male eproctophillia and any other person, and combination regardless of orientation or situation. typically arises at a younger age, 6-9 years old. the very act of farting is a bit more “pleasing” than funny to us. by the way, to friends of eproctophiliacs: do us a favor, and make sure when you fart in our faces, you get your whole -ss right up to our noses, and hold it there for a couple seconds. eproctophiliacs usually like two things; their own farts and -sses and other’s farts, and -sses (the smell and farts that come from the person’s -ss)
john the eproctophiliac smelled his friend’s chair, after he got up after being very g-ssy, to use the bathroom.
joe the eproctophiliac laughs after his friend farts, and asks him, in no strange way, to fart in his face, but his friend is uptight, and -n-l per se, and takes it seriously and calls his friend gay and dis-ssociates with him. meanwhile, joe’s friend probably isn’t just an average person, he probably wants the same d-mn thing in a weirder way.
bill the eproctophiliac is enjoying having a farting compet-tion with his cousin
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