erectile malfunction
when you lose your erection in the middle of s-xual intercourse.
girl: what happened?? i was about to come!
guy: sorry, i had erectile malfunction.
girl: i told you not to drink so much.
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artificially enhanced br–sts. heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.