Erection Thief
someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your w-nk prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.
– i was struggling to hide this m-ssive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily warty sue walked into my office. i said timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
– she’s such an erection thief.
– yeah. thank god.
– the other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex’s facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend brenda. i lost interest.
– she’s such an erection thief.
– yeah. fat slag.
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