when someone doesn’t know the difference between an e-boyfriend (someone whom they met online but never in real life) and a long distance boyfriend (someone whom you have met before prior to dating online)
commonly used as an insult to girls who are in a “long distance relationship” with an e-boyfriend.
tom: alice has been bragging about her new “long distance relationship” but she has never met him irl!
alex: wow, so it’s an erelationship?
tom: i’m afraid so…
- shaved harambe
when your t*ts are out, your d*cks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate. my meal card isn’t good at quiznos? literally n*body has it worse than i do. life is such a shaved harambe bro.
a great friend sometimes turn his back on u but will feel horrible bout it he is nice and cool, also a fast runner best friends with someone named derek misieal is so cool
- the cardinal rule
don’t f*ck with the people that handle your food. that b*tch forgot the cardinal rule so i gave her some d*ck cheese for that salad.
means royalty from a strong blood line. commonly a very chill or introvert person until you meet them. very p*ssionate with what one does. hardworking and consistently striving for ones best potential. wow awntonio is a very wonderful person to hang around.