a guy with dark hair and will usually get into something (or someone) for a little while and then dump them. if you meet an erik w-ng, you’d want to watch out because he’s unpredictable!
erik w-ng just ditched me to his phone.
- slonge slap
when you f-ck a b-tch up with your m-ssive slonge oi you little slag i’m gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy b-tch bruv
(adj.) false, or of poor performance, accompanied by much fanfare and self-promotion synonyms: bravado, bl-ster, boast “everyone says i’d be termendous at this job” “that -sshat gave a termendous performance”
- magic mole
when your having s-xy time with a female women and you see her bellyb-tton. you insert the meetstick into the bellyb-tton with as much force as 3 full grown harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole. female: did sh-t on me? […]
a relationship between jean and marco characters from attack on t-tan. holy sh-t this ship is angsty asf if you like crying and an adorable freckled man with a c-cky know-it-all then you found the right ship. “jeanmarco is otp” “but hes dead” “do you want to join him?”
the act of decorating the h-ll out of an area in the lead up to christmas. especially relevant for catholic school teachers, who are required to focus on the religious lead up to christmas before putting up a tree and speaking of the fat man. ‘hey, what’cha doing after work?’ ‘i’m staying back to ‘adventify’ […]