a guy with dark hair and will usually get into something (or someone) for a little while and then dump them. if you meet an erik w*ng, you’d want to watch out because he’s unpredictable!
erik w*ng just ditched me to his phone.
- slonge slap
when you f*ck a b*tch up with your m*ssive slonge oi you little slag i’m gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy b*tch bruv
(adj.) false, or of poor performance, accompanied by much fanfare and self-promotion synonyms: bravado, bl*ster, boast “everyone says i’d be termendous at this job” “that *sshat gave a termendous performance”
- magic mole
when your having s*xy time with a female women and you see her bellyb*tton. you insert the meetstick into the bellyb*tton with as much force as 3 full grown harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole. female: did sh*t on me? […]
a relationship between jean and marco characters from attack on t*tan. holy sh*t this ship is angsty asf if you like crying and an adorable freckled man with a c*cky know-it-all then you found the right ship. “jeanmarco is otp” “but hes dead” “do you want to join him?”