Ermentrude


with spectacular flanks and well developed udders an ermentrude is irresistible to most men.
a violent and dangerous female when aroused, ermentrude’s are flirty exhibitionists, but will suddenly become shy when the risk of total exposure becomes too great.

ermentrude’s never wear panties.. unless they are trying to be alluring!
look out, ermentrude is going to attack!

it’s our lucky day boy’s, ermentrude is wearing a thong!

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