error


when your computer freezes then starts playing an annoying sound over and over again, driving you so insane you decide to jump off a bridge with your computer in one hand and the manual in the other.
person: “omg! this error not again!”
what mysp-ce is full of.
tom: i’m sorry theres been an error it has been forwarded to mysp-ce’s technical group.
me: f-ck you tom! -breaks computer-
a fat, bearded man who lives in the village of ruto. knows about a tunnel south of the king’s tomb in mido.
“i am
error.”
–error
what the computer (or technology in general) is full of. a computer’s most favorite word ever, and its very most favorite thing to do. errors are not really mistakes; computers (and other similar devices) just do them on purpose to tick people off.
trying to upload a pic on facebook, and i got this message
computer: “error: facebook has encountered a problem try again later.”

—–30 minutes later—–

trying to burn a cd
computer (when it “finishes burning” the cd): “error: the memory could not be read.”
me: “auuugh!” gets mad and stomps off to room
something that happens on windows 98 too much.
“illegal operation. restart the godd-mn computer, -ssclown.”
the mysterious being errors is shrouded in mysterious mystery. nothing is known about him other than his affinity for aquatic life kept in ornate fishtanks. oh and he’s a r-t-rd sometimes.
19:14 forbes: why yahoo! can’t fix microsoft
19:14 what the f-ck
19:14 why is everyone acting like ms is dying?
19:17 456 dollars a share for google, holy fawk
19:17 ms shows much more profit than google does
19:17 ms is seriously underrated
19:19 every time they release something new
19:19 there is some influx of idiot users
19:19 bashing them for no f-cking reason
19:20 they have single handedly turned pcs into what they are
19:20 they dont just deserve our respect
19:20 they deserve loyalty
19:20 blind loyalty
19:21 guessing noone agrees
19:21 well, f-ck you all then
when something goes wrong it is known as an error. usually pr-nounced using a drunken slur
i’ve errored tonight.
error, ive just lost everyone.

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