escalated flatulence
farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your p–p particles
yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah
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