escape turtle
(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. shortened version of the sage proverb “the escape turtle breaks its sh-ll.”
person1: “i should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on netflix. i definitely failed.”
person2: “don’t be such an escape turtle next time.”
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