escape
something we all crave, but can never truly find. the closest we can get to escape is lighting up some good weed and just trying to forget all our problems in this h-ll we call life, but still we can never truly find it
i’m gonna try to escape my problems with some good dope
2 more definitions
any excuse you use to avoid having s-x with a grenade.
guy…”i just remembered i forgot the condoms.”
grenade…”oh okay i’ll wait for you then.”
guy…”i”ll be back in 5 minutes.”
-ya right-
“otherwise start without me.”
its spelt like escape only different… escapey!
watch finding nemo dammit! ‘escapey its spelt like escape only different’
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