Eskimuff
noun. (pl. eskim-ffi) a cold, unused m-ff. when one’s (female partic-p-nts only) v-g-n-l area is underused for so long it often leads to cold temperatures, thus forming an eskim-ff. this condition is most common in elderly women, frigid girls and children not in the vacinity of a member of “the list”.
“hey nan! how’s the eskim-ff?!”
“shut it. you’re so frigid you have an eskim-ff”
“be careful at school today, you best come home with a eskim-ff still or i shall be having words with mr glitter”
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