espinozed
the terrible, sinking feeling you get when something you worked very hard on is suddenly irreparably changed for the worst by the inconsiderate action(s) of an individual or small group.
you spend all day working on that last minute -ssignment and after having completed it and left the room only briefly discover your pet dog / cat/ parrot / has destroyed the fruits of your labor. you are espinozed! this is all made worse by them trying to, in their own simple way, tell you that everything is just fine.
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