ESPMS
impossible to figure out way that girls/women seem to know everything about what we men do.
earl: coming to the bar tonight?
joe: my girl found out i was cheating, i cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just….knows.
earl: it’s the espms, man. they all have it.
joe: but how did she…
earl: they all have it.
environmental science policy and management major at the university of minnesota- twin cities. people in this major can be cl-ssified into sveral groups. 1) tree huggers 2)hippies 3)green freaks 4)occasional normal person ready to switch majors because everyone else is weird 5)excited about conserving, everything, 6) politiacly liberal (but conservative with the environment) 7) voted for obama 8) don’t know what espn is
jason: did you hear about the ‘hour of darkness party’?
justin: no, what is it?
jason: we are going to ‘turn off the lights in your room and have some fun’ to conserve energy
justin: must be them espm kids, again
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