Estrogen Democracy
steps taken by a woman to resolve first world problems, often related to personal appearance. a private decision, it must be made public and taken to a majority vote by her friends, via social media.
example: mary wants to change her hair from blonde to brunette. she posts her intentions via facebook status and anxiously awaits the results of estrogen democracy.
her friend nancy and aunt flo quickly vote yes… but only for the ‘chestnut-auburn-cape cod-brown’ seen in seasons 18-27 of s-x and the city as carrie goes through her “independently s-xual” phase.
but an overnight vote of jill, jane, and mary’s gay friend chad from bally’s are an emphatic ‘no’. they all cite mary’s skin tone and eyebrow shade in the northern hemisphere between the hours of 1 to 3 pm.
two for ‘yes. three for ‘no’. mary buys ice cream and a pulsating shower head.
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