Eswee


verb, pr-nounced es-viea. the act of placing a mans t-st-cl-s on a persons face while they are asleep, but with the exception of having a third t-st-cl-. a rare condition. this is usually done to people that you do not care for. can be done in any situation as long as the victim is not in a conscious state of mind.
drunk person1: man i don’t like this guy…
drunk person2: why don’t you eswee him? you’ve got 3 nuts.
drunk person1: yeah, one for each eye, and one right on the forehead.

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