eteman


noun: a young, flamboyant, suburban, latino male; generally found to be emulating the urban latinos found in hip-hop videos or big cities. whites can also establish themselves as etemans through the use of appropriate -ssociations, dress, and adoption of behavioral norms.
we were having a really good time, until the etemans showed up with their stinky cologne and cheap malt liquor and the place cleared right out. when i left, there were just a few drunken etemans sitting in the corner spouting drunken freestyle rhymes and talking about tough suburban life.

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