ETHELBERT QUELCHER


a common practice in the community of ethelbert,
an ethelbert quelcher likes to suck the s-m-n out
of young mens cinnamon holes shortly after they have been boned up the -ss.
shortly after doing the young man up the -ss, rob got down on his knees and gave the lad a
ethelbert quelcher.he just loves drinking p-ck-r

snot.

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