Ethiopian mud mask
when you sh-t on your partner’s chest during s-xual exploits, then use the sh-t to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner’s face. bonus points for cuc-mber slices on the eyes.
diana was surprised when andy requested that he start his morning with an ethiopian mud mask. she obliged and proceeded to sh-t on andy’s chest and rub the steaming pile into his t-zone. luckily she still had two slices of cuc-mber from dinner for his puffy eyes.
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