Etsybitionism


an attempt to boost sales of your product on etsy by draping it, dangling it, or squeezing it where the sun doesn’t dare to shine.
did you see that seller who tried to get attention for his beater tank by holding it over his junk? he should give a workshop in etsybitionism.

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  • Muckdonalds

    muckdonalds. ’nuff said! my kids actually said that they’d rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than the sh-t posing as food it contained! true! they’ve called it muckdonalds ever since.

  • Muddy Windmill

    when a guy sticks his d-ck in an -ss, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill steven: “man!! last night i gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill… she loved it!” jack: “sounds like fun! we should try it sometime”

  • mufuker

    pr-nounce as motherf-cker instead of using mother; it using mu.. its for not hurting the mothers you stupid muf-ker your a muf-ker get up muf-kers i hate you muf-ker those muf-kers are mad retarted

  • everstuff

    all kinds of things , cluckables, a collection of a bunch of random items. i have everstuff in my backpack.

  • mumble bum

    basically a mumbly sort of b-m. a derogatory term for someone who does not pr-nounce their words effectively. i can’t figure out if i ordered a ticket to france or am going to dine on a pair of pants as the travel agent was a mumble b-m.


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