Eugene Lang


a school located in new york that focuses on liberal arts.

to go to this school you must:
– smoke
– whine about politics without doing anything
– know at least one hipster
– be able to use the word ‘gentrification’ in a sentence
– try to look different, ie look like everyone else at the school
– be pathetically pc
– be liberal
– extra points if you’re gay

see also liberal arts, new york, intelligent slackers
eugene lang is a great school, but is nothing like the real world.
the division of the new school university that extolls the virtues of procrastination and whining; cl-sses include feminist geography and the gentrification of zimbabwe

see “langer”
1) did you do your homework?
2) no, i go to eugene lang.

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