Eunich
n.
1. a man with no b-llsack.
2. a male human with no genitalia
cmon, just do it, grow some b-lls you eunich!
what some call big time soccer star david laluz for getting kicked in the b-lls in the venezualan championship game.
david laluz became a eunich after jorge chavez miss the soccer ball and kicked him between the legs.
a male h-m-s-xual used to guard the princes harem. a trusted house servant
eunichs were not castrated until male heteros-xuals tricked their way into the princes harem.
a male with no pee pee.
“a volcano exploded and lava hit my pee pee…my pee pee is now gone..i am a eunich now.”
friggin ouch!!!!!
the king said in order to guard the harem i had to become a eunuch – friggin ouch!!!
a computer operating system with no b-lls.
if you thought windows was b-ll-cks, then try eunichs…it has no b-lls!
you’re a guy and you know you’re a guy? then you’re not a eunich. nof said.
hey! look! i’ve got b-lls and a d-ck! i’m not a eunich! whee! (although questions as to the accuracy of this statement may be raised because of that “whee”)
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