Euphoria


a feeling of great happiness or well-being
i felt some kind of euphoric high after b-tt-f-cking my girfriend for several hours.
the feeling you get the first time the girl of your dreams asks you out. it’s the best feeling in the world, you feel you will never be sad again and nothing can ever go wrong. you are never bored, because you just think that she wants to go out with you and that makes you so happy. anything bad that happens to you seems extremely insignificant compared to the fact that the girl of your dreams thinks you are special in some way that no one else on earth is.
when monique asked me out i was filled with euphoria and it seemed i would never be sad again.
a feeling of great happiness. you are having the best time of your life. unfortunately for some, it’s also one of the first symptoms of carbon monixide poisoning, hard drugs, and the fact that your bipolar disorder is about to kick in.
man 1: i am in a state of total euphoria!!

man 2: you do realize heroin is bad for you, right?
euphoria is, (or if it isn’t, it should be) all the cannabis you could ever need
“congratulations, you’ve just won a lifetime’s supply of weed!”

this example had to contain the word euphoria, so i thought it put it in this sentance i just wrote
euphoria means you are feeling much better than you usually do. however, since the prefix “eu-” is greek for “normal”, the implication is that the way you feel in everyday life is actually “dysphoria”, a state of depression.
the legendary psychedelic chemist alexander shulgin brought the true meaning of euphoria to my attention.
a state of supreme bliss.

created through practice of qui gong or yoga.

comparable to full body -rg-sm.

induced at will through conscious expansion.

symptom of immortality.

symptom of kundalini yoga.

side effect of conscious thought.
the yogi enters a state of super consciousness.

i understand the concept of euphoria.

euphoria is not common knowledge!
how you feel when the guy you have liked for over a year finally makes a move. when he calls you ‘honey bun’, and writes ‘xox’ when you are talking. the feeling of euphoria is the best in the world. your face gets flushed, your heart skips a step, and you cannot help but smile. happiness doesn’t even begin to explain how you feel. you are just so excited because you know that he likes you.
when lukas says he likes you, and everything changes.

jojo- when lukas said he liked me, i totally experienced a total gush of euphoria!

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