European Train Simulator
when you have an uncirc-mcised p-n-s and a girl gives you a handjob
“bro i played european train simulator last night!”
“nice! i didn’t know you weren’t circ-mcised!”
when you have an uncirc-mcised p-n-s and a girl gives you a handjob
“bro i played european train simulator last night!”
“nice! i didn’t know you weren’t circ-mcised!”
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