Euroskank
fascinated by anything american, especially ca-lee-for-ni-ya & hah-lee-woood. “you know then paris hilton, ya? she is super cool!” girls with bleached hair often shop via fredrick’s of hollywood & victoria’s secret catalogues, or on hollywood blvd, buying & wearing outfits inappropriate for their age. they are totally out of touch with anything contemporary in the us. the men are clad from head to toe in affliction t-shirts, rock & republic jeans (as gaudy as they come) and any over the top shoes or boots and jewelry(!)-lol. and scruffy haircuts. proof that money does not equal taste. overheard at 4 in the afternoon wondering where is the diskotek, ya? even at age 40, check out the music in their car – nothing but lady gaga & eurodisco. not ibiza disco, trashy disco. they’re so clueless and yet they’re so d-mn happy! until you want to get away from them.
“hey, last week your ex-boyfriend showed up at work with this total eurosk-nk. she was nasty! what’s up with that?”
“oh that’s the dogmeat he cheated on me with. he thought she was perfect (blonde, 10 yrs younger, big t-ts shoved into tight clothes).” then he actually listened to what she had to say & he got the h-ll out. now she’s stalking him! oh crazy eurosk-nk!
eurochick doing animal p-rn. commonly found in the netherlands, denmark, germany and eastern european countries. known by their b-st–l stench and track-marks. extremely common.
“hey eurosk-nk, you’re supposed to pull the horse’s reins, not its c-ck”! “doesn’t that stupid c-nt know that’s not how to get puppies”? german girl to pony: “ooooh, liebschen”!
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