evangelical movement
a group of fat, lazy, unintelligent, uninformed extreme right-wing conservatives overly concerned with pointless social issues and ignorantly blissful of the truly important matters at hand that could actually affect our lives.
-cl-ss, explain to me the cl-ss structure of ancient rome.
-uhhhhh. . . jesus?
-well, close enough.
when someone takes a cr-p that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.
bob: joe! you must see this! come with me! something magnificent has happened!
joe: wow, ok
bob: look, look here at what i have created!
joe: um, wow, nice t-rd bob
bob: nice t-rd? that is no mortal t-rd joe, this is the t-rd of t-rds!
joe: yeah, sure, i can see that. a true evangelical movement you’ve had there.
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