Evasion Technician


a wheelman that specializes in purposely evading or out driving law enforcement personnel, usually in lieu of a crime having been committed.
-note- not everyone who attempts to ‘run from the cops’ is an evasion technician. the t-tle implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.
ron: we all knew officer miller hid his patrol car behind the guard-rail just past the culvert, and never let anyone get out of a ticket when he nabbed them… until, tony p-ssed him up doin’ a buck sixty.
james: why? what what happened with tony?
ron: oh, tony is an evasion technician.

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