Eventualist
the philosophy used by eventualists, of taking everything out to it’s logical conclusion. this can be used to make a very valid point, show the absurdity of another’s argument or just end a statement. related to observationism in that one can take any given situation and accurately predict how it’s going to end.
loser: “i feel safer with the enhanced patdowns at the airport.”
eventualist: “it won’t be long before the tsa will be doing -n-l cavity searches.
dumb-ss: “i smoke crack every so often and my life hasn’t changed at all.”
eventualist: “you’ll be sucking d-cks for a hit real soon.”
hillbilly: “hey man, wanna see something funny? hold my beer.”
eventualist: “i’m glad he made me a beneficiary.”
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